Thursday 31 december 2009
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Paris Hilton is going back to jail, and I am happy. Maybe they'llexecute her. Meanwhile, Fox News posted this photo on their website:The caption reads,"June 8: Vance Elkins of Torrance, Calif.,a
critic of Paris Hilton,joins the media during the wait for Hilton to arrive at a Los Angelesmunicipal courthouse."Now . . . it looks to me like something on Mr. Elkins' shirt has beenphotoshopped
to omit something. Because it looks to me like she's notwearing a shirt, like she has something cylindrical in her hand, andher mouth open, as if she's about to put that cylinder into her mouth.
I'm sure it was just a microphone that Mr. Elkins omitted when hemade that shirt. Right?
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Wednesday 30 december 2009
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12:34
I cannot fucking wait for Andrew W.K. to interview Lee "Scratch" Perry.Now let's work on getting George Clinton on that show and get the party started.
By sionnach
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Tuesday 29 december 2009
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11:52
I've heard rumors that Vermont is considering secession. I think thisis preposterous. However, I would like the United States to legallycede Texas and large portions of California to Mexico, as
soon aspossible. Not in response to any immigration issues, mainly just thatI want to get rid of Texas and LA.
By sionnach
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Monday 28 december 2009
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11:44
I can't believe Nick Cave is going to open for the White Stripes.I can't believe Roky Erickson is playing Lollapalooza.I also think tagging buildings with the word "Vegan" is really, really dumb.I
had a phenomenal birthday on Monday. A small cadre of close friends and family members joined me at Kuma's for heavy metal-themed burgers (I had a Dark Throne) and it was generally pretty awesome.
However, I think I have been typecast: my gifts this year have included a 7" record and three homemade compilation CD's. On one hand, I am concerned that I might be becoming a one-dimensional
personality. On the other hand, everyone knows exactly what I want.In conclusion, after four and a half years in Chicago, I finally got a Chicago Card Plus, the CTA's preferred method of having you
pay your fares. There are four words listed, in order, which presumably are supposed to describe CTA service. They are, in order:-- On-Time (cough)-- Clean (ahem)-- Safe (um)-- Friendly (sigh)
By sionnach
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Monday 28 december 2009
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11:34
I can't believe Nick Cave is going to open for the White Stripes.I can't believe Roky Erickson is playing Lollapalooza.I also think tagging buildings with the word "Vegan" is really, really dumb.I
had a phenomenal birthday on Monday. A small cadre of close friends and family members joined me at Kuma's for heavy metal-themed burgers (I had a Dark Throne) and it was generally pretty awesome.
However, I think I have been typecast: my gifts this year have included a 7" record and three homemade compilation CD's. On one hand, I am concerned that I might be becoming a one-dimensional
personality. On the other hand, everyone knows exactly what I want.In conclusion, after four and a half years in Chicago, I finally got a Chicago Card Plus, the CTA's preferred method of having you
pay your fares. There are four words listed, in order, which presumably are supposed to describe CTA service. They are, in order:-- On-Time (cough)-- Clean (ahem)-- Safe (um)-- Friendly (sigh)
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