Pop Quiz!

1) Put the following in order, from least recent to most recent:Back in the dayThe days of yoreYesteryearWay back whenThe olden days2) If you were a zombie, do you think you would be sexually attractedto other zombies, or would you still be into living humans?3) If you were a giant insect ravaging an urban area, which kind ofinsect would you be? Which urban area would you choose to ravage?4) Without using Google or Wikipedia, can you tell me where the name"Spam" actually comes from?5) What the hell is wrong with these people?6) Disregarding what you can actually get paid for, and even thelimits on what can even be accomplished by a human being, what wouldyou do for a living if you could do anything you wanted?7) If you were going to start a heavy metal band and you wanted areally intense name, what would you call it?8) Which are worse: asshole pedestrians or asshole drivers?9) Escalators: walk on the left, stand on the right. How fuckinghard is that to understand?10) Do you or does anyone you know use this drug called "cheese" thatall these stupid kids are ODing on in Texas? If not, do you resentthat the name of something so wonderful is being perverted by a bunchof asshole junkies from Texas?When finished with your quiz, please place your answer sheet face downon your desk and either put your head down or read silently untileveryone has finished. After all the quizzes are complete, if we haveany free time left before the end of the work day, we can play "Headsup, 7-up."